How to deal with criminals.

[AFatPuma]

1.Hands in the toaster.
2.Toes off, in mouth.
3.Arent exotic reptiles FUN?
4.Staplers are also fun.
5.Nails? Up the nose.
6.???
7.PROFIT.

[Shuckle]

Do you have a receipt for that broken understanding of criminal psychology?
You should return it to the bullshit-store.

[PotatoMasher]

or you can just shoot them

[Shuckle]

Everyone makes mistakes.

Spoiler:

Especially your mother.

[PotatoMasher]

[Thorae]

1. Open furnace
2. Throw criminal in furnace
3. Reduce chances of future crime to zero

[Raptor Jesus]

1. Open furnace
2. Throw criminal in furnace
3. Reduce chances of future crime to zero

LOL GUYZ PRO-CHOICE GUISE R DEVIL **** BUT IT GUD TO INFORRCE KAPITAL PUNISHMENT LOL

[Shuckle]

[Thorae]

Actually yeah, executing the guilty is better than executing the innocent...

[PotatoMasher]

yes

[Shuckle]

1. Open furnace
2. Throw criminal in furnace
3. Reduce chances of future crime to zero

LOL GUYZ PRO-CHOICE GUISE R DEVIL **** BUT IT GUD TO INFORRCE KAPITAL PUNISHMENT LOL

That "the other side is a hypocrite" thing goes both ways.

Also, the distinction between guilty and innocent is crap. Free will doesn't exist, behavior is determined by environment, and all that jazz.

[Raptor Jesus]

1. Open furnace
2. Throw criminal in furnace
3. Reduce chances of future crime to zero

LOL GUYZ PRO-CHOICE GUISE R DEVIL **** BUT IT GUD TO INFORRCE KAPITAL PUNISHMENT LOL

That "the other side is a hypocrite" thing goes both ways.

Also, the distinction between guilty and innocent is crap. Free will doesn't exist, behavior is determined by environment, and all that jazz.

I was just about to say something close to that, thanks for doing my work for me.

[Thorae]

Also, the distinction between guilty and innocent is crap. Free will doesn't exist, behavior is determined by environment, and all that jazz.
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How about criminal and non-criminal?

[Raptor Jesus]

Also, the distinction between guilty and innocent is crap. Free will doesn't exist, behavior is determined by environment, and all that jazz.
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How about criminal and non-criminal?

That varies into what crime has been committed.

[Shuckle]

Criminals deserve to die no less than non-criminals. But I dunno, I'm not really pro-choice in the first place, so whatever.