The Holy Bible 2: The Revenge of the Christ

[Max Obstruction]

We could write it, guys, we could write it.

[Shuckle]

Chapter One: Christ discovers he's a wizard and is invited to instruct at Hogwarts.

[Max Obstruction]

Chapter One: Christ discovers he's a wizard and is invited to instruct at Hogwarts.

No, no. Something like Jesus going back in time to kill Pontius Pilate, destroying everything in his path.

[Shuckle]

He should do the Virgin Mary. that would make for a good bible story, right?

[Max Obstruction]

He should do the Virgin Mary. that would make for a good bible story, right?

He is god, isn't he? Isn't he already his own father?

Ba dum, tish.

[Shuckle]

Future Jesus should go back in time and tell him... something, I dunno.

[Thorae]

No, no. Something like Jesus going back in time to kill Pontius Pilate, destroying everything in his path.

Pilate actually found Jesus innocent but the Romans executed him anyway.

[Max Obstruction]

No, no. Something like Jesus going back in time to kill Pontius Pilate, destroying everything in his path.

Pilate actually found Jesus innocent but the Romans executed him anyway.

Who needs historical accuracy when you could have a black disco star as Judas?

[Shuckle]

Someone that doom people to hellfire likely isn't going to care about such details.

[Raptor Jesus]

No, no. Something like Jesus going back in time to kill Pontius Pilate, destroying everything in his path.

Pilate actually found Jesus innocent but the Romans executed him anyway.

The Jews, not the Romans.
(trololol)

[Max Obstruction]

No, no. Something like Jesus going back in time to kill Pontius Pilate, destroying everything in his path.

Pilate actually found Jesus innocent but the Romans executed him anyway.

The Jews, not the Romans.
(trololol)

Pilate gave out the death penalty in most books of the bible.

[Thorae]

It's a Passover tradition to take two criminals facing the death penalty and have the crowd vote which one to execute. The other criminal was named Barabbas. Pilate declared that Jesus had committed no crime, but they voted to execute him anyway.

[Shuckle]

It's a Passover tradition to take two criminals facing the death penalty and have the crowd vote which one to execute. The other criminal was named Barabbas. Pilate declared that Jesus had committed no crime, but they voted to execute him anyway.

Hence, Jews are evil.

Jesus should find out that he's not jewish after all; HE'S BLACK